Okay, I understand that I would say that I would write more...and here I am just finishing up my NZ trip. I'm sorry. Not that life is an excuse, but the last two weeks I have been moving and becoming in control of my life. So now - here is the last day of NZ. I must say that it was not what I expected and if I say (or type) things that are inappropriate to you (or someone you know) I am to blame. Here it goes.
Holy crap, it has been a long day. I made a not so good decision this morning when I didn't stop for petrol (gas for your Americans) when I knew I should have, but I just thought I'd wait another half hour...until the things opened up. Then I realised that the next town with petrol was 121kms away. So I prayed.
I really should have known that I would make it - but I got scared. And then I didn't want to stop. Which sucked because I never actually got any sheep pictures (unbelievable for someone who has just drove around the south island), and I didn't get any pictures of the honey bees - which I thought were awesome so I tried to find some other persons pictures for you, but not even Dave Megorden, my photography friend could even get one - so I don't feel so bad. These honey boxes were randomly place on the side of the highway, so unless you knew they were coming you had to see them in a blink of the eye. I did manage to pull over at a look out point and it made me think of a driving to Melbourne on the Great Ocean Road.


Drove a bit more and hit Fox Glacier, finally some petrol - and my breathing is back to normal. The actual glacier was a bit out of the way (4 kms on an empty tank) - and lets face it - if you've see one you've seen them all. Growing up on St. Mary's Glacier in CO I can safety say that the idea of everlasting snow just doesn't entice me as it does some others.
The lower part of the drive reminded me of Costa Rica (shout out to Christa with her "beautiful eyes"), Melbourne (to Devin and Mark) and Pittsburgh (to Mandy, Rick and Katherine) all nicely rolled in a burrito (mainly because I'm from Colorado). In other words, there were great waterfalls, amazing beaches and rocks and unforgettable bridges. All of this, of course in my mind.
It was onward and upward to Aurthor's Pass. A long grooling (is this a word), steep climb to the top. Luckily the van did all the work and by the time I reached the top (around 11:45am) there as a scenic overlook, and I thought, "What a great place for lunch." Little did I know...

He's cute, yeah? Again...little did I know.
I opened the back and grabbed my remaining salad from the other day. Then there was a click, click on top of the van...and another click, click. Then some more click, click, click, click....
All of a sudden a parrot swooped his head around from the roof of my van to look at me. I politely said, "Hello." (as I do try and be a lady sometimes) and then he jumped down. I ran to the front to save my salad and free my arms, but they had surrounded me. There were four of them and they were heading for the back of my van. Now I understand that I had been on the road for six days, had not done laundry and maybe had not been very keen about throwing my trash away...but seriously? Couldn't you stay away from my van?
Nope not them, they guarded the back of my van like a British Guard. Every time I got close one would run directly at me. Needless to say, I was scared.
Let me tell you. The other tourists were LOVING this. They thought it was the best thing ever..Getting really good close ups. me? Not so much. Yes my van had a funk, but that is no way to treat a lady (if that is what some people refer to me as). Then the one that kept running at me - jumped in the van!!!! WTF (and I'm not big on acronyms).
One guy was like, "Ha ha ha, that bird is in your van." I was like, "Ha ha ha F' you!" Why aren't you helping me here?"

Now I'm over the pass - it looks a lot like Colorado over here. The tundra dessert with Mountains. Not as exciting on this side...
I pass a ski resort - this is the third or fourth I've passed, but for the life of me I can't see ANY ski lifts. So I wonder how they get up tot he mountain? Do they hike? Because I'm not a big fan of hiking (unless I have snowshoes, with an actual pack to hold the skis and then maybe I would enjoy it).
Anyway, I'm back in CO land (and right now I know I shouldn't write this but I'm here to share) and I put on (die) PILOT - Mutiny. Bad decision. It makes me start thinking and when I start thinking its never good. But this thought comes to me - Yes obviously about someone specific - and I wonder what is the purpose of knowing him.
Everyone I can think of who is or was in my life has or had a purpose - all but him? Why is he there - should I even care? Has he taught me anything? Have I taught him anything? Is he going to teach me something and if so, when is that supposed to happen?
Frick life is a puzzle. I had a day dream (which I do often day dream) that he wrote a sad, delightful overwhelming song about me and played it at he Blue Bird (in CO) when I move back to Denver...like I said, I shouldn't thin too much. But then again - if I can't make myself feel crazy crazy - who will ever be able to...
Okay, back to "reality." But as noted in Rocky Horror Picture Show, "There are those that say life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination." I don't know which one I would like to be in...
Well I made it to Christchurch. Found and information centre - who called the hostel I thought I was staying at, for me to find out hat I didn't have a booking. Fortunately the lady was nice enough to find me a be at the YMCA. So I paid up and headed there - unpacked the car and returned it. Got all showered up and headed out...oh no.
(Sorry there aren't that many pictures).
Christchurch is in shambles. It is quite sad really - after the earth quake pretty much everything is closed until is is inspected and considered safer to open. There are so many places that are close still and scaffolding around the town. I wonder what it was like for my brother when he was here - Probably very different...but of course I don't hear too many stories. So I wonder what him and Jethro were up to..



I, being the person I am, tried to not see the destruction - so no terrible photographs. Well, now I'm at Mac's Brewbar. I'm not sure how long I'll last tonight (I'll later regret writing this). but I've had two "hoppy" beers and a half bowl of chips. Maybe I'll walk by the Mexican place for a margarita...I should still find some dinner..
Part II (dose)
Tomorrow I go home - Frick!!!!! I don't want to turn on my mobile - or open my computer. Obviously the world is still turning even without me at my desk...I guess that proves that I'm not saving lives, but some how we have created a need for ourselves...a hole different story.
And there there was Richard. He must be 34 now, and works at a book shop (that I stopped in). I went to look for some good NZ books and he showed me some youtube clips and then recommended some books (of which I bought) not b/c I felt I had to - but because they were actual kiwi writers that I wanted to support. Plus I got a great deal - 3 for $15.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhCn0jf46U
If link doesn't work go to you tube and search Dove Evolution.
Then we talked - you know the nice kind and he asked me what I was u to tonight. I asked for suggestions and he said I couldn't just go home and read (not that I would anyway). So I joined him at Vespa where he bought me a beer. We talked and he ran his mouth determined to prove to me that a high school drop out from Ireland was not stupid - and he wasn't. It was probably the most interesting conversazione that I have had on the trip. Economics, differences in society - how Christchurch finally got a Wendy's (think Dave Thomas Wendy's) before Australia.
He asked if I wanted to have a few MORe drinks and I mentioned that I needed some food. So he recommended an Indian restaurant - but wanted to "double check" the menu back at the store. We strolled on back and looked but it was okay for vegetarians...BUT then he SAID, "I'd join you if you weren't in a hurry..."
"Yeah, I better go. My flight is at 7:00am."
An then I left, thanking him for the beer and letting him know what a pleasure it was to meet him. "Facebook the store." was the last thing I heard...what has this world come to?
So now on a mission to find food. But I stopped at an arcade where a girl was ripping up the dance game...and then I realised I was in an arcade - FRICK. Well, I walk back the way I came and into a Thia restaurant where I order and pull out this "journal."
Part III
I'm writing and a guy asked me if I'm writing a book - Funny - I did think about writing a book on day 2...but FRICK - where do these people come from (not that I'm going to ask them to go back to wherever they came from - I'd just like to know where it is). Yes I like being hit on, especially being single but its like I have a sing on my back that says "Hit on Me!" Well we will see what happens...
Part IV
Yes we did see what happened (I'm going to give you the abridged version). I finished my meal - which wasn't very good - b=and headed to meat this guy (his name Ross from the UK and friends Chris (Kiwi) and Campbell (Aussie). They were nice enough. Chris bought me my first drink and I wondered if he used to be a camper (he had the socks and thongs thing going). Then we danced to Irish music. Considering we were at an Irish Pub it made sense. I don't know what happens to me when I hear great/fun dancing music - but I love it and had such a great time.
Then it was talking with Ross and Campbell...and blah blah blah (I thought Ross was the front man) but ended up talking with Campbell the entire night. He found out that I was from Columbine and from that point on it went down hill - the feeling sorry for me, wanting to be a hero, why couldn't be there...blah blah blah. Its amazing how much you grow in 10 years. Yep my 10 year high school reunion is this year. FRICK.
Well, at the airport now. Its amazing what you learn growing up. Nelly Fertada - Campbell told me I look like her - that is one I've never heard before...

























